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Via nickvalenfine | By anais-ninja-bitch [Source]

anais-ninja-bitch:

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anais-ninja-bitch:

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sir, you do not belong there

he has a permit, leave him alone

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

This woman assured me I am authorized:

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my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

that’s what I thought ma'am but her lawyer assured me she was legitimate:

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so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

what reputation

fair enough. as you were.